vendredi 23 mars 2018
No One Asked For Bacon-and-Cheese-Scented Shampoo, but Nevertheless It Exists
Look, I love a good bacon, egg, and cheese as much as the next person. In fact, when my metabolism peaked back in college, I ate one every day. (My bagel guy even told me that I was the "only girl" who would come in to order them. Someday monuments will be dedicated to my trailblazing, feminist diet.)
Yes, I love those greasy, caloric wonders, but I don't really want my hair to smell like one. But if you do, you should know that a bacon-and-egg-scented shampoo and conditioner set actually exists out there in this wild, wild world. I guess it's for those days when you're running too late to stop for breakfast, so you just have to become your breakfast. This comes courtesy of Einstein Bros Bagels Cheesy Shampoo and Wakin' Bacon Conditioner ($10).
According to Kerry Coyne, SVP of marketing, product, and innovation for the food chain, "This is the ultimate breakfast apéritif - now our fans can shower themselves with mouth-watering scents, leaving them looking as incredible as they smell edible, all day long."
Here is where I was planning to make more jokes about smelling like a breakfast sandwich, except it turns out the joke is on me because this set is currently sold out! The people have spoken: bacon, egg, and cheese hair is in for Spring.
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