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I'm Truly Questioning the Sanity of Whoever Created This Cockroach Pool Float

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One word. Three letters. One subsequent punctuation mark. Why? This is, quite frankly, the sole thought my brain could process upon learning that a cockroach pool float exists. Even the act of typing the phrase "cockroach pool float" sends shivers down my spine, but thankfully, I have a jacket handy so I can continue writing without shuddering my way into oblivion.

This positively terrifying inflatable measures nearly six feet in length and features both antennae and six hairy legs for crawling its way through your pool (and your nightmares, for that matter). Not only am I questioning the sanity of whoever thought to create this pest-inspired raft, but I'm also slightly concerned for the brave models who had to pose alongside it for the catalog photo shoot. I wouldn't touch this thing with a 10-foot pole, let alone lounge on top of it, but hey, different strokes for different folks, I suppose.

If you are still along for the ride and haven't exited out of this window in disgust yet, I'm assuming you're secretly intrigued by this nightmarish pool float. In that case, keep reading to check out more frightening photos and to shop it on Walmart.com, if you feel so inclined.

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