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7 Jokes From Jimmy Fallon's Monologue That We'll Remember Until Next Year's Golden Globes

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Jimmy Fallon proved to be the hostest with the mostest (yeah, I said it) during Sunday's Golden Globe Awards. His opening number was stupendous, and despite a teleprompter malfunction at the top of the show, Fallon swiftly regained his composure. He delivered a monologue that hit on politics, the many stars in the room, and, unfortunately for Ben Affleck, Batman v Superman. Once the show got on the road, he popped out for a few one-liners. Though we could have used more of him altogether, we did enjoy what little of him we got. Here are his best jokes throughout the show!

  • "This is the Golden Globes, one of the only places left where America honors the popular vote." - Addressing the election right off the bat.
  • "Don't Google 'Ryan Gosling Pianist,' trust me, it's an HR nightmare." - Admitting that he probably deletes his internet history daily.
  • "The show has so many plot twists, a lot of people are wondering what would have happened if King Joffrey lived. We'll find out in 12 days." - Comparing Game of Thrones to the election.
  • "We all know Matt Damon from his greatest acting role: telling Ben Affleck that he liked Batman v Superman." - Making sure he got a Batman v Superman jab in.
  • "I just got off the phone with Mariah Carey and she thinks Dick Clark Productions sabotaged my monologue." - Poking fun at Mariah Carey's New Year's Eve flub.
  • "If you put together the titles of the next two presenters' shows, you get Laugh In-Side Amy Schumer." - Introducing Goldie Hawn and Amy Schumer.
  • "I'm sorry, I was just watching the blooper reel for Manchester by the Sea." - Joking about how depressing Manchester by the Sea is.
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